I suggest we send out a few thousand emails to people and we can all get together to come up with a great story for Mr Yala. Let me start... I suggest he adds something along the lines of his brother forcing their sister into prostitution. Then he took the pimp money and invested it in a torture center for mentally disabled adolescents, which of course resulted in exponential growth of the funds. In order to save the children and his sister, he needs to remove the funding for the torture center. That way his brother will be distracted trying to secure the future of the torture center, allowing their sister to flee to freedom (and she needs a place to stay you know). When his brother realizes that the sister has fled, he will be too upset to focus on the torture center, which will allow Mr Yala to (with his bare hands) set all the poor mentally disabled children free and use some of the money (the small part you don't get to keep) to pay highly skilled shrinks to cure the children.

Just my 2200 million cents...

I'm hereby offering to produce that blockbuster. I'll just need your account details so that I can transfer the money after it becomes a hit. First you should send me $1000 in order for me to be able to send the script to the appropriate Hollywood moguls though. I also need to buy a present (perhaps a nice pair of spandex-crotched jeans) for Mr Norris in order to get him interested and start discussions with him.

I suggest we send out a few thousand emails to people and we can all get together to come up with a great story for Mr Yala. Let me start... I suggest he adds something along the lines of his brother forcing their sister into prostitution. Then he took the pimp money and invested it in a torture center for mentally disabled adolescents, which of course resulted in exponential growth of the funds. In order to save the children and his sister, he needs to remove the funding for the torture center. That way his brother will be distracted trying to secure the future of the torture center, allowing their sister to flee to freedom (and she needs a place to stay you know). When his brother realizes that the sister has fled, he will be too upset to focus on the torture center, which will allow Mr Yala to (with his bare hands) set all the poor mentally disabled children free and use some of the money (the small part you don't get to keep) to pay highly skilled shrinks to cure the children.

Just my 2200 million cents...

I'm hereby offering to produce that blockbuster. I'll just need your account details so that I can transfer the money after it becomes a hit. First you should send me $1000 in order for me to be able to send the script to the appropriate Hollywood moguls though. I also need to buy a present (perhaps a nice pair of spandex-crotched jeans) for Mr Norris in order to get him interested and start discussions with him.

Dear Mother oG! And they told me Ruby was better than Python. They were wrong!

I suggest we send out a few thousand emails to people and we can all get together to come up with a great story for Mr Yala. Let me start... I suggest he adds something along the lines of his brother forcing their sister into prostitution. Then he took the pimp money and invested it in a torture center for mentally disabled adolescents, which of course resulted in exponential growth of the funds. In order to save the children and his sister, he needs to remove the funding for the torture center. That way his brother will be distracted trying to secure the future of the torture center, allowing their sister to flee to freedom (and she needs a place to stay you know). When his brother realizes that the sister has fled, he will be too upset to focus on the torture center, which will allow Mr Yala to (with his bare hands) set all the poor mentally disabled children free and use some of the money (the small part you don't get to keep) to pay highly skilled shrinks to cure the children.

Just my 2200 million cents...

I'm hereby offering to produce that blockbuster. I'll just need your account details so that I can transfer the money after it becomes a hit. First you should send me $1000 in order for me to be able to send the script to the appropriate Hollywood moguls though. I also need to buy a present (perhaps a nice pair of spandex-crotched jeans) for Mr Norris in order to get him interested and start discussions with him.

Dear Mother oG! And they told me Ruby was better than Python. They were wrong!

I suggest we send out a few thousand emails to people and we can all get together to come up with a great story for Mr Yala. Let me start... I suggest he adds something along the lines of his brother forcing their sister into prostitution. Then he took the pimp money and invested it in a torture center for mentally disabled adolescents, which of course resulted in exponential growth of the funds. In order to save the children and his sister, he needs to remove the funding for the torture center. That way his brother will be distracted trying to secure the future of the torture center, allowing their sister to flee to freedom (and she needs a place to stay you know). When his brother realizes that the sister has fled, he will be too upset to focus on the torture center, which will allow Mr Yala to (with his bare hands) set all the poor mentally disabled children free and use some of the money (the small part you don't get to keep) to pay highly skilled shrinks to cure the children.

Just my 2200 million cents...

I'm hereby offering to produce that blockbuster. I'll just need your account details so that I can transfer the money after it becomes a hit. First you should send me $1000 in order for me to be able to send the script to the appropriate Hollywood moguls though. I also need to buy a present (perhaps a nice pair of spandex-crotched jeans) for Mr Norris in order to get him interested and start discussions with him.

Dear Mother oG! And they told me Ruby was better than Python. They were wrong!

Roadhouse (starring "that guy from Dirty Dancing") got the great Swedish title Dirty Fighting.

All Goldie Hawn comedies are titled "The Girl Who...", and then some pun in Swedish. Case in point: Wildcats -> Tjejen som tog hem spelet.

This is a Swedish mystery.

I'm disabling comments for this article due to a huge amount of automated comment spam. Even though all comments require an action on my part here nowadays (which means you people aren't witnessing the flood), someone has scripted attacks against a number of pages here, primarily this one, that continue to churn out stupid spam posts that I have to go in and delete...

I suggest we send out a few thousand emails to people and we can all get together to come up with a great story for Mr Yala. Let me start... I suggest he adds something along the lines of his brother forcing their sister into prostitution. Then he took the pimp money and invested it in a torture center for mentally disabled adolescents, which of course resulted in exponential growth of the funds. In order to save the children and his sister, he needs to remove the funding for the torture center. That way his brother will be distracted trying to secure the future of the torture center, allowing their sister to flee to freedom (and she needs a place to stay you know). When his brother realizes that the sister has fled, he will be too upset to focus on the torture center, which will allow Mr Yala to (with his bare hands) set all the poor mentally disabled children free and use some of the money (the small part you don't get to keep) to pay highly skilled shrinks to cure the children.

Just my 2200 million cents...

I'm hereby offering to produce that blockbuster. I'll just need your account details so that I can transfer the money after it becomes a hit. First you should send me $1000 in order for me to be able to send the script to the appropriate Hollywood moguls though. I also need to buy a present (perhaps a nice pair of spandex-crotched jeans) for Mr Norris in order to get him interested and start discussions with him.

Dear Mother oG! And they told me Ruby was better than Python. They were wrong!

Roadhouse (starring "that guy from Dirty Dancing") got the great Swedish title Dirty Fighting.

All Goldie Hawn comedies are titled "The Girl Who...", and then some pun in Swedish. Case in point: Wildcats -> Tjejen som tog hem spelet.

This is a Swedish mystery.

I'm disabling comments for this article due to a huge amount of automated comment spam. Even though all comments require an action on my part here nowadays (which means you people aren't witnessing the flood), someone has scripted attacks against a number of pages here, primarily this one, that continue to churn out stupid spam posts that I have to go in and delete...

Which File Extension are You?

Nice! I was so sad after being Data, -the annoying android in Startrek. This is much better!

I am .exe. I am sure it was something about being fantastic. (I paraphrase)